Jessica Biel got back. Damn! (CollegeHumor)

Olympic Gymnast Alicia Sacramone is a knock out. Literally. (eBaum’s World)

Jessica Simpson thinks her farts smell like roses. (DListed)

Kate Moss goes for gold. (Pink is the New Blog)

Sienna Miller ditches one dog for another. (PopSugar)

Rachael Casey is a surfer babe. (ZOO)

Krystall Forscutt does Ralph magazine. (Horny Oyster)

Jennifer Lopez at a charity event in Colorado. (IDLYITW)

Heidi and Spencer want to open a bar in New York City. (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne will smack a bitch. (Socialite Life)

Katy Perry blogs. (CityRag)

Axl Rose wants to do it with Kelly Osbourne. (Hollywood Rag)

1) Doctor Shocker – Dr. Dre’s 20-year-old son is found dead.

2) Diddy Stops Traffic – Cops pull over, then pull a gun on, Puffy’s posse.

3) The Dark Knight – Suge Knight is arrested for allegedly abusing his girlftriend.

4) Hilary’s Dad Lands His Duff In Jail – Bob Duff gets 10 days in the slammer.

5) Axl Gunning For Blogger – The web writer who allegedly leaked unreleased Guns N’ Roses tracks is arrested.

6) Here Come Da Judge – American Idol adds a fourth judge to its season 8 panel.

7) Political Party – Musical acts of all genres flock to Denver for the Democratic National Convention.

Diamond In The Rough – Neil Diamond gives concertgoers a refund after his throat gives out.

9) Ed Robertson’s Flight Fright – The Barenaked Ladies member escapes a plane crash with his life.

10) He’s Available, Ladies! – Aging heartthrob Michael Bolton is back on the market after splitting again with off/on girlfriend Nicollette Sheridan.

GB

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